Stuff No One Cares About
When NorShore Girl, Jessica Reinberg realized it was a Friday night, she sprinted straight into her bathroom to get ready. No matter that there was no party; once Jessica heard that Michelle was getting ready she had no option. She was supposed to meet up with her friends, the self-titled “Fantastic Fourteen,” but before she knew it, it was 3 a.m. and she hadn’t left her bathroom. She makes no effort to talk to boys anyways; she just wanted to get a compliment from one of her friends.
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High School. Middle School. There’s just so much drama that no one cares about. Honors. Seminar. TAP.
Jewish mother and NorShore mom Cindy Hoffman has been taking nonstop pictures of her son for the last 35 years, sources report. The first thirteen years, these pictures were arguably for the “bar mitzvah montage,” but when she continued to follow her son to the dorm room and the workplace with the intent of putting it in the montage, it was clear that things were seriously out of control. She is currently under psychiatric evaluation at the NorShore Hospital.
A seemingly normal conversation between NorShore mothers Marcy Berglander and Caryn Schwartzman went awry after Caryn started to allude to her son’s high ACT score at rather unusual times. At one point Caryn remarked “You know, we were thinking about hiring a new pool cleaner but after Jonathan got his 32, we decided to keep our current one. He might charge more but I don’t want anyone to think we downgraded.”
